Important Advice For Men #48
Gentlemen: if you’re going to say or do something stupid it’s best not do so when there are knives within reach. For example: ROGERSVILLE, TN – A Hawkins County woman was charged Monday with aggravated...
View ArticleSmells Like Trouble
We went to pick up my 14-year-old after a dance at school last week. He gets in the car and my wife says, “Why were you drinking?” Wow! Talk about an aggressive interrogation technique —where did that...
View ArticleSwinging with Tiger Woods
Look, I don’t know if Tiger Woods wife chased him down the driveway with a golf club. And it’s totally none of our business what went on that night between him and his spouse or if he’s had/planning to...
View ArticleFly United —At Your Own Risk
Big companies often make their top execs fly separately. This is done to prevent a plane crash from wiping out a firm’s key managers in an instant. So shouldn’t the same logic apply to your family? I...
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Sneaking Around on My Wife
I’d been spinning a web of lies for weeks. Clandestine meetings. Setting up secret email accounts. Hiding money. The funny thing is a lot of her friends were in on it, too. When your friends keep...
View ArticleHell Hath No Fury
We occasionally like to remind our male readers that they should watch their step. (Keyboard Krumbs does not endorse violence as a remedy to domestic disputes) No Smoking Means No Smoking ROANOKE...
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25 Years Ago Today
Fat man in a tuxedo with a broken zipper. Of course my wedding day is memorable — especially the incident with the pants. About an hour before the ceremony the zipper on my tuxedo pants failed. Please...
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Water, Water Everywhere
Everybody’s concerned about Hurricane Sandy and you can’t go five seconds without being reminded on how to prepare — but one thing in particular has stuck in my craw: stocking up on water. It’s true...
View ArticleScreen Time
We decided years ago that our household would have one TV. This was supposed to bring us closer together, but in recent years it usually meant bitter confrontations over who would control the remote....
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A Dog’s Age
There are a world of people out there that you’d never talk to, but put a leash in their hand and you’ve got something to chat about, And it’s not just trivial banter, like about the weather, but...
View ArticleHallmark Moment
The new Coen brothers movie, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs certainly takes some grim turns. It’s a collection of old west stories, and five of the six chapters in the anthology end in doom or tragedy....
View ArticleDestiny
We went to the Clark in Williamstown to see the big Renoir exhibit. It was fantastic — and fun. As we walked through the gallery, I whispered to my lovely companion — in a terrible faux French accent —...
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